conquer the hill, very funny!

conquer the hill, name speaks for itself i guess.

conquer the hill however you like, fortify it, BUT don't make it impenentrable, so no gigantic walls round it or something.

and keep it funny, don't go repeating, be original;)

well, i'll start simple: i walked on the hill, and now i own it

I walked up the hill and beat you upside the head with a frying pan....

"MY HILL PUNK!!!"

*growls slightly and pulls out twin barretas filling your head cavity full of lead* naw....my hill punk....

I summoned a flying pink elephant that pushes you off the hill. hills is mine to enjoy :p

i eat a tic tac and then an army of them comes up the hill and flatterns you to death. hahaha they after form a cricular wall which is white.

prase the tic tac

*raises an eyebrow at the army that just turned into a white wall and drives up in a wrecking ball destroying your 'man-made' wall and running you over in the process, parking the construction vehicle on top of you*

heehee.....

I cast heat metal on the construction vehicle. As the vehicle melts it causes your immolation and I offer the smoke of your passing to Cthulhu who sends an army of Lovecraft readers to defend me with their paperbacks and cauldrons of steaming hot black hair dye.

*prays to Gygax and resurrects at the head of a full legion of D&D fanatics, who come in and swarm the lovecraftians and proceed to pummel them, and you, to death with d20's*


RIP Gary Gygax, you will be missed

I offer free advertising deals to Wizards of the coast in exchange for even more confusing D&D rules and calmly walk to the top of the hill as all the D&D players kill each other in arguments over the meaning of the rules in the new edition.

i shoot out of the hill using a catapult to hit you with all the card decks from the dead D&D players.
i establish my personal and enhanced card castle on top of the hill

I set on fire your card castle while you´re in
My hill now!

I was in the pool. Fire goes out i just turn the fire hose and wash you away.
I'm still here

I put a loud speaker near you and i force you to listen to the Backstreet Boys music over and over and over again, until you give up, quit and leave the hill to me. (Ewww... that´s horrible)

Dreamwalker´s Hill!

I emp you and your stereo system with a giant tesla coil and set out a perimeter of lightning rods so I can safely sit under a dome of arcs of lightning at the top of the hill.

I dance in the strobe lighting provided by the arcs of electricity.

i found the switch and turned the power off.
in the dark i hit you in the bottom with my foot and kick you off the hill

lol

I roll down the hill holding my bottom yelling ow ow ow ow!

"I'll be back!" (in cheesy Austrian accent)

So... is Temos hill now?
Ok! I ´ll kick him!

I wonder around hill holding head to think of new plan......

Brentbrent wrote:

I wonder around hill holding head to think of new plan......

trying to conquer the hill by boring me to death?

I lead a Smiley Army that penetrates your barrier because my ghost smiley's can't conduct electricity. They go inside and shut the power off. My regular Smiley's then mass you and push you off the hill. Then my reindeer Smiley's come and protect me from any aircraft attacks. After that my Ghost Smiley's protect me from any non-material attacks. Then my Bomb Smiley's form a barrier around the hill blowing up anybody who comes near them. After that the LOL stick guys protect me on the hill from anybody who tries to attack me.

I planted carnivore flowers seeds for my protection as they grow they eat all your smiley's

you become vulnerable so i send an alien after you and you run away
recovers the crown

My army of hypnotist cyclops hypnotise your flowers and alien so they turn on you and chase you away.
My brings in and to build a palace, defensive walls and to trample anyone that comes inside. The hypnotist cyclops patrol the walls and I reside comfortably in the Palace.

I use these guys to taunt you and lure everybody in your castle away from your castle. Then I blow you up with these guys and sit comfortabley in MY palace.

My pirates PAWNED you

I call all the kingdom's to protect me from you all